think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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