Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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