So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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