I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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