So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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