Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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