Got a toothbrush?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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