Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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