Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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