super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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