He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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