i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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