I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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