Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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