Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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