Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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