$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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