I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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