i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
she told me i tasted like america
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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