Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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