the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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