Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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