she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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