You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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