That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
