PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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