But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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