I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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