btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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