watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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