spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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