do herpes really smell.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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