It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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