Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Is Oprah even human
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