Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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