if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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