so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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