I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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