Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Someone signed my nipple.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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