He is an equal opportunity slut.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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