You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
