Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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