The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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