I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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