doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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