The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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