am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
