So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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