Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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