People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
i am craving dick and cupcakes
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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