going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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