I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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