i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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