I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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